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I made this post on another site a few months ago and by request im reposting it here, enjoy.


Week in Review June 9


People/things who wronged me and will pay


Moving



If you were a person, you would be Courtney Love or Gary Busey. If you were a man I would kick your ass. If you were a woman I would call you fat and say your hair looks bad. I hate moving so much it keeps me up at night. I had to move all of my shit out along with my idiot roommate’s furniture and then clean the entire place all by myself. My back feels like someone shot me in the face from close range. But you know, in my back. There’s nothing worse than moving. True story



American Idol



This show sucks and if you watch it you suck and you’re banned from reading this blog.



I will pause for a moment for those of you who have recently been banned to close the window.



How is this show still on TV? Why do people like this shit? None of the people who win have any talent and always end up having shit careers. This show makes me embarrassed to be an American and also an Idol (not an American Idol. I’m an Idol from America please note the difference)



Idea: American Blogger



Spoiler Alert: I win.



Kobe Bryant

You’re a prick, that’s not new information. You cheat on your wife with random slags in remote mountain towns in our great state of Colorado. This time you took my beloved Nuggets out of the playoffs because you’re selfish. Stop doing that stupid thing with your lower jaw. You look like a retard. Keep this up and not only will you pay but I’ll also find a way to have someone shit in your pillow case and shoe. Double whammy bitch. Also, change your number. 24 is a number I made famous. Don’t ride my coattails.




Chick-Fil-A



Now, this is an interesting one. Chick-Fil-A is going to have to pay for making me fat(ter) and taking all my money. IT IS SO GOOD. I go at least 5 times a week because there is one like 2 blocks from my apartment. If I could somehow acquire enough Chick-Fil-A Polynesian Sauce to fill a swimming pool I would happily drown in all that delicious saucey, polynesiany goodness.




MARIGN McCARTHY



Stop bitching at me and being negative all the time. Here is a blog post. Now go punch yourself in the taint. (this was actually in the original post)





People who kicked ass this week






Denver Nuggets



Although it is a little bit delayed, I want to express my gratitude for the wonderful ride you took us all on this season. Melo, Chauncey, JR, Nene, LK, Dhantay, and most importantly BIRDMAN you all kicked ass all season long and it feels so good to have a good team to follow. Your stories are inspirational, your hustle and effort is outstanding and your Thuggishness is unmatched. Please resign the birdman and bring Ryan “the factor” Bowen back to Denver and we're a lock for the title next year. GO NUGGIES!!!1!!one!!!!1



Ryan Presley



Oh wait, that’s me. I do cool shit all the time. Drunk on the reg. Blog on the reg. Fuck on the reg. Yachts on the reg. The list goes on.



Colorado Rockies



You fired Clint Hurdle and I was very sad to see him go but it was probably necessary. Now, you’ve won 7 of 11 including 5 in a row and Im as happy as Sean Meacham at a Boy George concert. I’m sure next week you’ll be on my people who owe me list but as a Rockies fan I know that you have to take what you can get so thank you for these precious few moments of joy before you inevitably crush my soul.



Up

See it. See it in 3D. Its definitely a little kids movie but I guarantee you’ll enjoy yourself. Fun moment: There is a scene in the beginning where the main character’s wife either has a miscarriage or is unable to have children. A little kid chimes in from the crowd “Mommy why is she so sad”. Best laugh of the entire movie. Side note: $10.50 is way too much for movie tickets.


Summer

BBQs, pools, day drinking, good looking ladies with minimal clothing. Its just so damn awesome. That’s all I have to say, its just awesome.

Conan O'Brien

Your new show is hilarious and having it be on earlier in the evening is awesome. It is by far the best late night talk show and has been for years. The segments are hilarious and now you'll get better guests, more often. Everyone is a winner. Two words: String Dance.



Cool Video

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Ownage of the week





Week Grade = F--